5:56am August 3, 2014


head-butt the thing

5:53am August 3, 2014

My laptop packed in last month so I’ve been living a brilliantly twee, mostly analogue life since then.. All that must change now though (sigh..) because I’ve finally bought myself a tablet (yay)

Normal steampunk-octopus-and-other-weird-shit-reblogging service will resume shortly

9:41am June 18, 2014

my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me

9:39am June 18, 2014

sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

12:18pm June 15, 2014

It being father’s day, here’s my favourite picture of me as a wee bab with my dad.. the lighting’s a bit shit but i think that’s part of its charm

9:47am June 15, 2014
5:36pm June 14, 2014


for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

5:19pm June 14, 2014



5:03pm June 14, 2014